I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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