he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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