i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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