You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Two words: nipple clamps
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