she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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