So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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