It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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