he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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