Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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