Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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