check it out our google latitudes are spooning
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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