I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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