i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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