That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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