Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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