weddingsv make me drug and hornr
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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