God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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