What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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