And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
His nipple licking is glorious
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