i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm at about main and main street
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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