i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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