she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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