His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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