I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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