I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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