Three words: puerto rican gang bang
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
