She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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