i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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