Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
True strength comes from lack of pants
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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