I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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