I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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