Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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