everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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