At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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