Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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