Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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