She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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