I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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