She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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