And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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