The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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