We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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