I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
