so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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