i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
