Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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