check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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