Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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