hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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