your parents love me but you hate me
I need help removing her.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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