Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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