oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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