Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
