Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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