and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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